If you want to give out ponies for awards, then I think these next two guys deserve it. I had to read the stories a couple of times to make sure it wasn’t me, someone I know, or family. The someone I know portion has yet to be determined.
I apologize in advance, and once again in the voice of Larry the Cable Guy, “That right thar is funny, I dun care whoo ya are.” (Previous quote to be read with a deep southern accent).